Now I know we are supposed to write seven things about ourselves, but honestly. Aren't people's entire blogs pretty much stuff about themselves anyway? So I thought it would be more fun to let some of my favourite spam comments have a moment in the sun.
Spam. Sometimes I feel sorry for spammers. They have a tough life, daily facing an uphill battle. Their hard work is often unappreciated. Hours: tapping away on keyboards, hacking their little hearts out, frequently in a language that, let's face it, it's pretty obvious doesn't come easily to them... all that effort, for what?
How often do we take a moment to really consider the Soul of Spam?
Some are pure gems of angst-ridden, strangled prose; others are little bon mots, distilled works of word art... like reading an ee cummings poem.
Some could even be thought of as an e-haiku; a small thought to ponder and reflect in a quiet moment.
Consider this; could these be the cutting-edge, the new face of modern literature?
(oh, and btw, please do not think I'm poking fun at genuine commenters whose first language is not English, I have absolutely the highest respect for bloggers and commenters who communicate in a second language. These following comments are not from genuine commenters. I have removed the website names, but they all without exception came from sales websites just trying to score a return hit...)
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